just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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