It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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