I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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