How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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