what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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