problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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