I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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