I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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