I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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