I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He kissed a someone with a penis
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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