Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Even my vagina gasped.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
where are my eyebrows?
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