I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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