I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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