sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We talked him into tasing himself.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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