So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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