you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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