Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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