we're blogging at a bar
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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