After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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