you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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