If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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