does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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