no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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