another moral hangover. fuck.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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