So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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