Don't you send me to vm
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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