Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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