"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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