I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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