I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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