maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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