Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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