this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
sarcasm needs its own font
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
