I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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