dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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