literally had 100 drinks last night.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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