Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she looked like the before picture.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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