We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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