Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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