I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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