I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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