idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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