Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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