I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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