I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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