i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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