and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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