And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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