super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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