How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
