Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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