In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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