your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so that wasnt chicken after all
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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