Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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