Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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