At least make sure they are 18
Why
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
