her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The feeling are messing with the penis
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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