it glows. i had to have it.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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