She is in my trunk
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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