But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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